"Who is that sharply dressed gent in the photo?" I hear you ask, well that dear reader is me.

You see contrary to the impression that the name of this site may have given you, I am neither a green skinned murderous member of the hoard, nor a sweet little old lady with a fondness of baking and fruit preserves. 

I am in fact a 40 something armchair activist with overly active imagination and a slight tendency to be sarcastic.

Bearing that in mind, before reading any of the posts contained within, I would advise that you read the following disclaimer, it could save us a lot of heartache and possible legal costs. 

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed on this site are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of any agency anywhere.  Assumptions (there will be many) made within the blog are not reflective of the position of any government entity. My opinion is neither copyrighted nor trademarked, and is price competitive. Any spelling/grammatical errors are the product of a poor school system. Pay teachures more than athletes. All rights reserved – but some wrongs are still available. Seriously are you still reading this, ok you are? Well just one last thing….. for Gods sake don’t look behind you… seriously just don’t.